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shockfest ([info]shockfest) wrote,
@ 2008-04-26 22:33:00

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Secrets
* Feel free to create your own and submit it to the mod! Strikethrough indicates that the secret is taken.

1. I was arrested for statutory rape on my birthday. Don't blame me though- she told me she was eighteen.
2. I told my sister he never showed up, and watched her leave in tears. The truth was, that he had shown up to apologize, but I told him she didn't want to see him. I'd loved him long before she did.
3. Cheating's easy. Cheating on you? Easier. Cheating on you with your friends while you sleep in our bed? Easiest.
4. Once, I cleaned my best friend's keyboard with her toilet brush over a pointless fight.
5. When my best friend in high school told me he wanted to date the girl I liked, I spread around a rumor that he was gay and trying to cover it up.
6. I fucked my best friend's brother. I'm a guy.
7. In high school, I took nude pictures of myself for my boyfriend. After our breakup, he posted them on the internet, and people still recognize me.
8. Child support is a bitch.
9. I tell everyone I sleep with I'm a virgin.
10. I couldn't live in my old hellhole... I mean home, anymore.
11. I never finished high school, but I tell everyone I turned down Columbia to be a musician.
12. I enjoy making up stories that make people feel sorry for me.
13. We’ve been together for a year, but I haven’t loved you in months.
14. People find my ability to move quickly exciting and daring. It's really just cowardice.
15. I have money, but I just can’t make myself spend it, so I shoplift instead.
16. I steal my grandmother's medicinal morphine, just for the high. I know she needs it, but I don't care.
17. Sometimes, I wish the clerk at the local liquor store would realize that he should really stop selling me alcohol.
18.I jumped someone out of rage and now I think they're dead. I've never felt so guilty in my life.
19. I was only fired from my last job because I refused to continue sleeping with my boss.
20. They'd call it stalking. I call it making sure you're okay.
21. My best friend was kicked out of our university for plagiarism. She still hasn't figured out that I'm the one who turned her in.
22. I steal food from my friends' houses, so that I don't have to waste my money on groceries.
23. God is the only thing I continue to live for.
24. I would give literally anything to get you back. Seeing you happy with someone else kills me.
25. I'm a lesbian. Always have been, always will be, but I pretend to be straight for the sake of my band.
26. When I hear you play your songs around town, I like to pretend you wrote them for me. They make me feel like you used to make me feel.
27. I got into art school using your "missing" photographs.
28. I told my mother I'm bulimic just because I wanted the attention.
29. My parents are divorced. Growing up, my mom ran an anti-drug program for children in the area, while my dad and I got high together.
30. I'm the reason my brother is in a wheelchair.
31.
32. Sometimes, I wish I had a crappier life so that my lyrics would have more meaningful angst.
33. I used to want to be an actor, but after L.A. deserted me I decided to try my hand at music.
34. When I'm about to fall asleep, the only thing that puts me at peace is seeing your face. Thing is, I think you hate me.
35. I photograph bands in the hopes that I'll befriend and live vicariously through them.
36. I should have said 'I do', but I didn't, and I don't think I'll ever have the chance again.
37. I don't like the spotlight, but I don't know where I would be without it.
38. After a fight with my now ex-best friend, I stole and then pawned her most sentimental jewelry, just to watch her freak out.
39. I mutilate small animals because it makes me feel powerful. It scares the shit out of me.
41. My significant other is against cigarettes. I think that if they discovered I've been a smoker for a few years, I'd get dumped.
42. Contrary to popular belief, I don't dye my hair different colors to be "unique." I'm trying to escape myself.
43. I put random pills in a container of aspirin, and offer them to unsuspecting people.
44. I was rejected by everyone back in my home state, so I moved to the big city and tell stories about my "friends" back home.
45. I only ever think about girls when I have sex with guys.
46. I know you don't really have crabs, but that didn't stop me from telling everyone you did. You ruined my reputation, so fair is fair.
47. Following my mother's example is the only reason why I do all these tricks on men.
48. I started doing drugs to be cool, and now I can't stop.
49. Currently, I'm against abortions. This is only because I've had one in the past, and became depressed as a result of it.
50. Everyday I ride my bike past the buildings wondering what it feels like to throw myself off one.
51. I broke up with you to focus on the band. The band fell through and now I miss you.
52. I tell my wife I love her more than I love my band, but I'm lying.
53. Remember when I told you that your boyfriend was cheating and he denied it but you believed me? Yeah, I lied. I just wanted him to suffer for turning me down.
54. I'm actually from New Jersey, but I tell everyone I'm English.
55. I can hardly live with myself after all the things I've put you through.
56. Brand new car. Brand new apartment. Brand new clothes; brand new alimony!
57. Everything I do is completely motivated by the desire to become famous.
58. I killed my sister's spirit long before she killed herself.
59. The only reason I sleep around is because it's the only time I ever feel like I'm wanted.
60. I stole my best friend's girlfriend's t-shirt and wear it at night because I want to be the one that she wants.
61. I act like I'm stupid, but really I have a genius I.Q. It's just easier when no one comes to you for help.
62. I have the capability to love more than most people. No one will ever appreciate me as much as I do them. I get resentful and carry out revenge acts out of spite.
63. Anorexia looks great on me.
64. I jumped someone out of rage and now I think they're dead. I've never felt so guilty in my life.
65. My girlfriend and I made a suicide pact. If she ever dies, I will do it.
66. I was a wallflower for years before I moved back to the big apple. My mother would have a heart attack if she saw me now.
67. I tell everyone it's just daily vitamins. The truth is, they're all anti-psychotics.
68. What are you hiding from me? I'll stop at nothing to find out.
69. People find my ability to move quickly exciting and daring. It's really just cowardice.
70. I write love letters on money so someday you'll come back to me.


BANDS

FACELESS
sounds like dance gavin dance
VOCALS/GUITAR: (male)
LEAD GUITAR: [info]kellydean
BASS: (male)
DRUMS: (male)
PHOTOGRAPHER: open


PINUP KINGS
sounds like cobra starship
VOCALS: (male)
GUITAR: (male/female)
BASS/B. VOCALS: (female)
KEYBOARDS/SYNTH: (male/female)
DRUMS: (male/female)
PHOTOGRAPHER: open

TWITTER
sounds like paramore
VOCALS: [info]baret
LEAD GUITAR/B.VOCALS: (male)
BASS: (male/female)
DRUMS: (male/female)
PHOTOGRAPHER: open
THE PENNANTS
sounds like katy perry
VOCALS: [info]dilsean
GUITAR: (male)
BASS: (male)
DRUMS: (male)
PHOTOGRAPHER: open


MOON OVER MANHATTAN
sounds like the academy is...
VOCALS: [info]ecyrb
LEAD GUITAR/B. VOCALS: [info]gauge
GUITAR: (male/female)
BASS: [info]skylaral
DRUMS/B. VOCALS: [info]kdg
PHOTOGRAPHER: open


TAME THE SUNRISE
sounds like meg and dia
VOCALS/GUITAR: (female)
LEAD GUITAR/B. VOCALS: [info]kotie
BASS/B. VOCALS: (female)
KEYBOARDS/SYNTH: (female)
DRUMS: (female)
PHOTOGRAPHER: open


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